Chuck Norris Wants To Be The First Texas President
- Friday, April 17, 2009, 12:27
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Walker, Texas Ranger star actor and martial-arts master Chuck Norris says that the Texans want an independent state and that he’s the man to run the place!
After being the Texas Ranger Norris volunteered to run as Texas’ first president, after discussing the possibility of the state seceding from U.S. control during a rant on CNN.com’s political blog.
“I may run for president of Texas. That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.
Anyone who has been around Texas for any length of time knows exactly what we’d do if the going got rough in America.”
So, basically, if Texas really becomes independent it’s first president will be a Martial-arts master who can sneeze with his eyes open!
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